HE ACKNOWLEDGED MY LOVE FOR HIM AND THEREFORE LOVES ME BACK.

This. This is why I love the Internet.

brain-food:

Fat Cat Art - “Great Artist Mews“ 

Your new favorite website. 

You know who I can’t fucking stand?

A restater. Yeah, a restater. That’s right. I just invented new vocabulary.

A restater is someone who takes information that’s just been said, rewords it, and contributes it back as if it’s new information. And NOBODY NOTICES THIS BULLSHIT HAPPENS. People applaud restaters. And for what? Regurgitating words? For example:

Bossman Bill: We really need to start communicating to other team members to make sure that we’re consistent with our policies.

Restater Rebecca: Yeah, guys. Because, like, if we don’t TALK to each other, how will our coworkers know what our policies are?

Bossman Bill: Yes, Restater Rebecca. Exactly.

Restater Rebecca: *grins proudly*

Harmony: *bangs head against wall*

You’re not contributing anything new, REBECCA. All you’ve fucking done is successfully waste everyone’s time. Congratulations.

southerncontradiction:

AUTOMATIC REBLOG.

Thanks, Florida, for granting me the ugliest thing I’ve ever found in a thrift store. Ever. Seriously. Why the shit does this exist?

Anyways, totally in love with this creepy ass clown.

nevver:

Dancing Rabbit

This makes me laugh so much.

hello-kitty:

Sanrio Hello Kitty Chocolate Banana Bar Maker for Party

Hello Kitty AND phallic.

Fantastic.

Just found out my sister-in-law is having a girl!

BRB, buying every single Hello Kitty baby item ever made.

She hates this. (Taken with instagram)