January 2011
82 posts
Hey, You're Pretty Cute...: Reality TV aka Quit... →
blondication:
Everyone loves to hate on reality TV. They say reality TV is contributing to the downfall of Western Civilization, it’s the harbinger of the apocalypse, it’ll rot your brain etc.
Which is all probably true, to one degree or another. But since when was TV supposed to be “good” for you anyway? I…
Reblogging for truth.
Currently? DOUBLED OVER IN LAUGHTER.
See, when I was much younger and the song first came out, I managed to memorize every word of the lyrics to “What’s Your Fantasy? Remix” by Ludacris. Which I forgot about, until it just played via Shuffle Play on my iPod. Y’all should hear how ridiculous I sound. Seriously.
It was about the time when I said, “Me and fat-dick Ludacris, makin’ us a movie!”...
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I 'HUANG' TO BE WITH YOU? Lord have mercy. I can't...
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shatteredrib-deactivated2011100 asked: LMAO! Very nice comment. That had me howling. :)
5'4"
And my boyfriend is 6’3” or something. So I have a pretty good view up his nose.
Is it just me, or is the button to reply not...
Write one leaf about running late.
One leaf? It’s the Story of my Life. I could write a novel.
I’ve been late to everything my entire life. Everything. I’m talking school, work, appointments with doctors, appointments with friends, dates, and everything in between. I feel like my punctuality issues are different than others, though. I don’t have bad time management. Alright, I do. But time management is...
Morning class.
Professor: Finite mathematics has a lot of writing in it, ok? How many of you dislike writing?
Student: Uh. Why do you think we became math majors?
Then we all laughed because fuck writing.
lisacandrivee asked: Why are you so cute? And why don't you live closer to me so we can hang out??
rossrants asked: 1. Did you keep your wisdom teeth?
2. How many wisdom teeth do you have? (I have 5)
3. How long have you worn glasses? (I love glasses)
4. Are you Phillipino? I've had many Phillipino friends.
5. What shampoo do you use?
2. How many wisdom teeth do you have? (I have 5)
3. How long have you worn glasses? (I love glasses)
4. Are you Phillipino? I've had many Phillipino friends.
5. What shampoo do you use?
I will just leave this here. →
I have some time to kill. Ask, talk, or whatever!
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My boyfriend is at the Celtics game, so I have the apartment all to my self. I think you know what THAT means!
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Me, a bag of peanuts, sweatpants, and Adult Swim.
JUST TRY TO KEEP UP.
Stupid error message almost ruined my AWESOME joke. But don’t worry, I got it.
Sorry, we seem to be having problems with Tumblr...
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If I took a GPOYW right this second,
It would be Right Out Of The Shower Boobs Edition. Don’t worry, I’ll spare you the NSFW-ness of that.
What happens when we imagine our dog using a...
Dan: Go ahead, Reeses. You can use the laptop.
Me: [laughs] Wouldn't that be funny? Her paws on the keyboard?
Dan: www.woof.com?
Me: [giggles] And she'd go on Dogbook?
Dan: And even though she's a dog, she STILL doesn't use Bing?
Me: OHMYGOD [dies laughing]
thisiscorrect-deactivated201105 asked: You have a new avi? Or changed the exposure on the old one?? EIther way, lookin good!
Watching The Expendables for the first time.
I’m imagining that shit like this goes down whenever guys hang out on a weekend.
Bored.
Watching football (as if I know what I’m watching) and eating peanuts (more like ravaging ‘em) and bored as hell.
So, I changed my Twitter/Tumblr avatars. Huzzah.
Discovered that I Can Has Cheezburger has a Puns section and I just canceled all my plans for today.
“Jack Smith: Son, breaking into a vault is like making love to a woman.
Stan...”
– American Dad
