December 2011
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Florida
Me: Shoot. I can't remember. Do I turn left or right to get to Dunkin' Donuts?
Dan: Don't you miss being in Massachusetts, where it's both?
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In other news,
Just found out my sister-in-law is having a girl!
BRB, buying every single Hello Kitty baby item ever made.
Per usual.
Me: On your way home, could you pick up a bag of cotton balls for me?
Dan: Cotton what?
Me: Cotton balls.
Dan: Cotton what?
Me: Balls.
Dan: HA.
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Dalai Lama’s 18 Rules for Living →
1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
2. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
3. Follow the three Rs: Respect for self, Respect for others, Responsibility for all your actions.
4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
6. Don’t let a little dispute...
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