Welp. I tried. This being the 6th day I’ve been getting my ass kicked by a virus in my mouth and throat, I told myself: I cant miss school another day. So I got up, I bathed, I groomed, I went to class. I can’t talk very well, but the fever is managed. Then, I get a call from a nurse at the ER. I have Strep too. Cool. Fantastic. Back home I go.
So anyway, I’ll be over here. In bed. For the 6th day. And not eating. For the 6th day. AWESOME.
When nerds text each other.
Ooh! Cheerful outrook. (Taken with instagram)
Stephen Colbert reading Cat Fancy at the Olympics
(Source: zoomnotgloom, via garysgalaxy)
I had to draw Tumblr.
*pulls underwear out of butt, pushes glasses up her nose*
Don’t act like you don’t love me, ducky.
Assume that Pi is irrational.
Then, it can be Googled that Pi cannot be written as a quotient a/b where a, b are integers and b is nonzero.
However, all of the results presented by Google are of too advanced mathematics for Harmony to understand.
But, Harmony is wicked smaht.
This is a contradiction.
Therefore, Pi is rational.
SO addicted. Are we friends on Facebook? Let’s play!
This textbook seriously says “Those who are willing to accept these constructions without proof may want to omit this section.”
Is.. Is this real life? Since when do math textbooks have a Choose Your Own Ending option?
Um. Yes. (Taken with Instagram at Fusion Cuisine Cocktail Lounge)
This is happening. (Taken with instagram)
HE ACKNOWLEDGED MY LOVE FOR HIM AND THEREFORE LOVES ME BACK.
“Happy and healthy do not go together.
Happy and hot dogs go together.
Happy and chocolate go together.
But happy and healthy do not go together.”
— Joan Rivers, “Joan Knows Best”