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Paireidolia of the Day: A 45-year-old man with severe testicular pain underwent an ultrasound at Queen’s University to determine the nature of the ailment. But when urologists at Queen’s University stared at the image of the man’s testicles, they saw a face staring right back at them.

“The residents and staff alike were amazed to see the outline of a man’s face staring up out of the image, his mouth agape as if the face seen on the ultrasound scan itself was also experiencing severe epididymo-orchitis,” the doctors wrote in a article published in the September issue of the medical journal Urology. “A brief debate ensued on whether the image could have been a sign from a deity (perhaps ‘Min,’ the Egyptian god of male virility); however, the consensus deemed it a mere coincidental occurrence rather than a divine proclamation.”

The affected testicle had to be removed, but the face proved benign. In related news, some dude’s gross-looking ball just sold on eBay for $18,000.

[chron / badastronomy.]

Damnit. There’s a joke about balls being on a face here SOMEwhere.