Last night, Dan decided to carry me over-the-threshold style into bed.
Dan: Yeah, you like a big strong man.
Me: [Hits elbow on wall] Ow.
Dan: Whoops. Watch your elbows.
Me: Baby, this isn't working. You're gonna drop me and it's not romantic.
Dan: This IS romantic.
Me: [Hits elbow on doorframe] OWW.
Dan: I SAID watch your elbows. [Drops me onto bed] There. See? Romantic.
