Come look at how interesting I am.
Thanks, Florida, for granting me the ugliest thing I’ve ever found in a thrift store. Ever. Seriously. Why the shit does this exist? 

Anyways, totally in love with this creepy ass clown.

Thanks, Florida, for granting me the ugliest thing I’ve ever found in a thrift store. Ever. Seriously. Why the shit does this exist?

Anyways, totally in love with this creepy ass clown.

Would you guys still love me if I bought these? It’s unpatriotic for me NOT to.

Would you guys still love me if I bought these? It’s unpatriotic for me NOT to.